Today I am watching a film where liam neeson is an undercover agent with ptsd who joins a group therapy session and falls in love with sandra bullock when she gives him an enema and he’s doing deals and having meaningful conversations with gangsters and sometimes having flashbacks to being naked on a table.

I don’t understand why it only has 24% on rotten tomatoes, this is clearly the greatest film ever made.

greatest life achievement to date

greatest life achievement to date

vouksen asked: londo thoughhhh

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I DON’T HAVE THE WORDS TO SAY, I LOVE HIM AND HIS TERRIBLE DECISIONS AND I WANT SOMEONE TO TIME TRAVEL TO S1 AND LOCK HIM IN A ROOM WHERE HE CAN’T BE ALLOWED TO MAKE HIS CHOICES

Also last week I was walking past this place and it made me laugh because it is an education I DEFINITELY DO NOT WANT:

amatara:

Season 1, “Signs and Portents”

  

I have literally forgotten what it’s like to watch a film that doesn’t have a liam neeson in it.

astudyinawesome:

"I can’t live a moment longer with Noddy wallpaper."
- The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13¾

Very sad to hear about the the passing of Sue Townsend today. My copies of the Adrian Mole diaries are so well read they’re literally falling apart. Such an amazing comic writer and a great loss to the literary world.

purplehairsecretlair:

wickedclothes:

Convertible Futon / Bunk Bed

Make guests look forward to sleeping on the couch. This futon converts into a bunk bed in about five steps. Sold on BonBon.

STRUCTURALLY AND MORALLY TERRIBLE.

BUT ALSO ORANGE