4077-mash:

Oh, I don’t want no more of Army life. Gee Mom, I wanna go home. 

Seriously, though. No one wears hats like Klinger.

Seriously, though. No one wears hats like Klinger.

I LOVE THEIR FACES.

I LOVE THEIR FACES.

Hawkeye: Frank, just because you didn’t get any chocolate pudding at lunch doesn’t prove anything.

Frank: How do you know I prayed for chocolate pudding?

Hawkeye: You always pray for chocolate pudding.

MASH 4.09

Radar: I can’t because I’m ignoring her all the time.

Hawkeye: Why?

Radar: Because she’s ignoring me.

Hawkeye: Ah, but you ignored her first.

Radar: Yeah, that’s because I’m trying to beat her to the ignore.

MASH 3.06

Mash 5.23
Klinger, stylish but judgey.

Mash 5.23

Klinger, stylish but judgey.

MAJOR HOULIHAN, ILU.

MAJOR HOULIHAN, ILU.