Oh, I don’t want no more of Army life. Gee Mom, I wanna go home.
Hawkeye: Frank, just because you didn’t get any chocolate pudding at lunch doesn’t prove anything.
Frank: How do you know I prayed for chocolate pudding?
Hawkeye: You always pray for chocolate pudding.
Radar: I can’t because I’m ignoring her all the time.
Radar: Because she’s ignoring me.
Hawkeye: Ah, but you ignored her first.
Radar: Yeah, that’s because I’m trying to beat her to the ignore.