Artie: Oh god, why does Larry have to go into the frozen yoghurt place in person?

Paula: Because he thinks if he can see the colours it’s easier to pick the flavour.

The Larry Sanders Show 3.06

Artie: Oh, for Christ’s sake. How the hell am I supposed to generate any heat around Melissa Gilbert?

Paula: Like this: Ladies and gentlemen, Melissa Gilbert. Wahoo!

The Larry Sanders Show 4.08

Paula’s also got Michael Chiklis lined up (“he’s The Commish”) but Artie isn’t impressed with that either. So judgey, Artie!